I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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