Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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