I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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