Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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