I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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