even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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