My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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