The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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