are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm really busy with my period
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