i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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