Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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