those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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