I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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