didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize