He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
