happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
fuck your aforementioned shoe
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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