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(702): View more from Nevada

can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt

(702): View more from Nevada

maybe shoes and water too

(702): View more from Nevada

oh and maybe a noose to hang myself

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(302): View more from Delaware

So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?

(443): View more from Maryland

I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.

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(770): View more from Georgia

You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.

(1-770): View more from Georgia

You're the best friend ever.

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(251): View more from Alabama

OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS

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