Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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