hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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