hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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