He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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