Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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