is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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