She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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