So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I know her cup size but not her name....
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