He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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