from now on my penis is your penis
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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