it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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