It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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