he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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