So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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