did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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