go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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