3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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