Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
