I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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