My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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