but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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