Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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