This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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