If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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