Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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