I only kidnapped one of them. chill
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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