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(301): View more from Maryland

Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong

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(419): View more from Ohio

Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.

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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.

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(954): View more from Florida

You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy

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