He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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