Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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