id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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