Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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