No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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