just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
