I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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