We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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