I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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