i already hear my dad disowning me
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I think I sprained my soul last night
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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